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Join the Ron Paul RESOLution! FTL!

If you’ve been concerned that the Republican party’s chances are too good this election cycle and you believe that high unemployment might inadvertantly drop a GOP candidate into the White House in 2012, then you’ve come to the right place. The Ron Paul Resolution is dedicated to putting up the most unelectable Republican, so that we can still manage to lose this election.

To that end, we are backing Ron Paul and every crackpot conspiracy theory that he can come up with–from 9-11, to the Trilateral Commission, to Skull and Bones, to the New World Order. Ron Paul has never failed to devise a wacky theory about anything. We are proud to support Ron Paul for president in 2012, and we know that somewhere in the universe Martians are watching our every move. The truth is out there.

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January 7, 2012 at 5:28 pm Comments (0)

Join the Ron Paul Crackpot Resolution!

Are you a crackpot, kook, or just a grumpy old dude? Then you need to join the Ron Paul Resolution! Our resolution for this election cycle is to support the craziest candidate in the race, Ron Paul. From 9-11 truth to the New World Order to the Trilateral Commision and beyond, if there’s a kooky conspiracy theory out there, Ron Paul will believe it.

Don’t just fight the power! Make up stories about it and tell them to your friends . . . or any other whack job who will listen. This election cycle, help snatch defeat from the jaws of victory with the Ron Paul Resolution. Click on the image below to get your full-sized Ron Paul Resolution image and help spread the word!

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January 6, 2012 at 1:53 pm Comment (1)